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"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, October 22, 2010
Instant Underpants
"it's better to have damp underpants
than no underpants at all!"
Reminds me of a news story: Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat the sh*t out of him.
Wow, they certainly make more sense than squirrel underpants. And more importantly, for anyone who has ever sharted in a place other than one's own home, well..... just say'n.
Reminds me of a news story:
ReplyDeleteDr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat the sh*t out of him.
Wow, they certainly make more sense than squirrel underpants. And more importantly, for anyone who has ever sharted in a place other than one's own home, well..... just say'n.
ReplyDeleteWhat? No button to buy them used? Why in heaven's name not?
ReplyDeleteGrinfilledCelt
Juice, I think you inadvertently suggested that woman fart. Just wanted to clear things up.
ReplyDeleteHeavens to Betsy! Moi?
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd be concerned. You're welcome.
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