scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
That's why they're called Southern Belles down here. They start off nice and slender and sounding great then the blow out like the bell and their sound becomes nothing more than the sound of their parts smacking together...
When a woman says "I do" it is the last thing she does. - Henny Youngman
ReplyDeleteyou can take that to the bank!
ReplyDeleteWhat is the one food that a woman can eat and never want to have sex again?
wedding cake
thoR~
III
Once you say I DO ,they wont
ReplyDeleteAwwww Crap Rodger!
ReplyDeleteWhere was your sagely advice when I was considering marriage the first time?
and then what about the second?
*hrumph*
A second marrage is the triumph of hope over experience.
ReplyDeleteTim
Trail bologna and ...peasant bread?...Huge baked potato?...Big chunk of smoked cheese?
ReplyDeleteA second marriage just says he's a dumbass! :)
ReplyDeleteThat's why they're called Southern Belles down here. They start off nice and slender and sounding great then the blow out like the bell and their sound becomes nothing more than the sound of their parts smacking together...
I think it's less a case of "dumbass" and more a case of "cautiously optimistic".
ReplyDeleteAt least that's what I tell myself ;-)
You know why the bride smiles on her wedding day?
ReplyDeleteShe knows she's given her last blowjob.