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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

1st Incest

4 comments:

  1. Considering Eve's origin, wouldn't sex between those two be closer to masturbation than incest?

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  2. Well in ye olde Testament thre was a somewhat different take on what constitutes a sexual sin. I heard a good argument that Onan's sin wasn't the masturbation per se but his "wasting his seed on the ground" when he was supposed to be getting his brother's widow knocked up to continue the family line and increase the size of the tribe. So as long as Adam do early withdrawel he may have OK.
    Of course the whole incest thing may be why we have so many retards running around.

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  3. Then there's the question of Cain's, Abel's, and Seth's wives. Since marrying close relatives wasn't forbidden until Leviticus, 'em Adam-Eve family reunions must'a been downright redneck.

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  4. Wait a minute, toadold. If Onan did early withdrawal he'd still be "wasting his seed on the ground" (or "on the sheets", or "on the carpet next to the wall", or "in the shower", or "in the fountain on 5-chome Block, Odori Park, Sapporo, Japan", as the case may be, but I digress) so I think it would still be a sexual sin.

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