In my second novel,
"The Osterized Weekend" (Classic
Press, out of print) the action began with American
commandos blowing up the New York Times building. I'm thinking of
updating and republishing it. If I do, the opening sequence will
have our heroes blowing up the UN Building. While it's in
session, so no innocent cleaning service employess would be
harmed. This thought prompted by The
top 10 UN-believable moments of 2010' |
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in at No. 10 is the resolution to “combat
defamation of religions”
At
No. 9, we have an anti-Semitic classic —
good old-fashioned blood libel in a session of the Human Rights Council
At
No. 8, we have cheers for Hezbollah when
Israel objects to Lebanon referring to it as a “Zionist entity on
Palestinian territory.”
No.
7: Have you ever wondered what it might look like if the U.S.
subjected itself to a peer review of its human rights record by the
world’s leading violators of human rights?
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Damn but that's boring .. take my word for it. The UN is the enemy.
ReplyDeleteRog, you must have missed the Mary Katherine Hamm parts. She made it all worth it.
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I have a solution for item 3 (bedbugs). It involves a gas pumped through the ventilation system for several days. Since the UN is a vital organization, it will not be necessary to prevent delgates from working those days. In fact, they must all be encouraged to be in attendance...perhaps at gunpoint?
ReplyDeleteTheOldMan: At first I thought you were being too kind - but then I thought about it and I figured if we wired the place for video and sound, and had a pay per view (proceeds going to the Barn Army B-52 fuel fund) that it'd be ok.
ReplyDeleteAs long as the gas was natural gas and we could see it lit up in a large fuel air explosion.
OM - Not gas; powdered ricin; three days, no more un problems...
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