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Friday, December 24, 2010

Here's yur ham, boy

Here's Yur Ham!

“ A teacher in Spain is being investigated after he said the word “ham” during a geography lesson and apparently offended a Muslim boy in class. The boy has become so distraught he says he can’t even get out of bed. The teacher says he won let one boy dictate the learning of the other 29 students. [Real News] ”

After the 2004 Madrid train bombings, by an al-Qaeda-inspired terrorist cell, Spain's new government acquiesced and quit its support of the War on Muslim Terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan..  So there's that.  Still, some things rankle too much.  Like Ham Boy.  Sigh.  Like we have so many times, The Free American Resistance will support a European nation in trouble - because of their own pussiness.  Here's the plan then.


 (Billions)
World Population
Muslim Population

Non-Muslim Population
7.08
1.65
____
5.43

Tomorrow, at precisely 1200 hours ZULU (7 AM Eastern),  5,430,476,873 people will open their windows and scream  EAT THIS HAMBOY!   Be there or be square.
Here's yur Ham

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17 comments:

  1. Anonymous12/24/10, 10:09 AM

    That's all it takes?!? rly?!?

    Spam...er, HAM HAM HAM HAM
    HAM HAM HAM HAM ...

    e~C

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  2. Double the U12/24/10, 10:10 AM

    I am waiting for all the bacon to be removed from grocery stores. (Don't say it can't happen)

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  3. Anonymous12/24/10, 10:16 AM

    Teacher: "Look Jane, look! See Spot run!"

    Student: "Dogs are filthy! Silence! I kill you!"

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  4. Anonymous12/24/10, 10:40 AM

    BACON!!!!!!

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  5. Anonymous12/24/10, 10:41 AM

    PORK CHOPS!!!!!!!!

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  6. Anonymous12/24/10, 11:48 AM

    The farmers in Iowa (on subsidies) and their meat packer (union) buddies are the one thing that'll scare dimocrats more than muslims. There will ALWAYS be bacon and ham!
    Tim

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  7. Anonymous12/24/10, 12:30 PM

    e~C= 10!!!
    Rob

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  8. Nate12/24/10, 2:05 PM

    If just saying the word 'ham' put that kid in his bed with depression, let's up the ante and actually air-drop hams all OVER them - the real thing ought to leave them catatonic.

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  9. Anonymous12/24/10, 2:37 PM

    At the Plaza Mayor in Madrid is the Museum of Ham. Ham is the national food of Spain. By the way, I have photos of it from my trip there. Can't send them to you, Rodger, because I don't have your e-mail address.

    Skoonj

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  10. Anonymous12/24/10, 2:47 PM

    I suppose it would be very un-PC of me (God, I hope so!) to suggest that everyone save the grease from cooking bacon so that it can be collected, transported, and dumped on the site where they want to buiid 9/11 victory mosque. I volunteer to drive the truck, ride (12 ga.) shotgun, or man the turret. - Skyhawker, Doug

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  11. Anonymous12/24/10, 2:49 PM

    Watcher, start the drop in northern NY, Champlain valley to be precise. Smoked spiral sliced, Honey or maple glazed scares the beJesus out of the mohammedans. Thick sliced bacon makes them crap their parachute pants too.

    Javert

    PS-Merry Christmas all.

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  12. TimO12/24/10, 3:00 PM

    I guess the Python 'Spam' sketch would make their heads explodey then...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlLjBwBMUE&feature=fvst

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  13. Anonymous12/24/10, 4:14 PM

    A real good depiction of Muslim interaction is found on Netflix "The Devil Came On Horseback". Obamas uncles could teach Hitler a thing or two.

    Merry Christmas Roger, Mother Superior and all of my friends that live in this magic monitor. - Anymouse

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  14. hispaman12/24/10, 6:16 PM

    zapatero is obamas spanish twin
    get ready americans, he will destroy your country as zapatero did here

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  15. Anonymous12/24/10, 6:30 PM

    here is a translation that is closer to what you are saying:

    comerme jamóncito, quejumbrosa Hijo de simios quien chupa chanchos

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  16. Melissa "Darla" In Texas12/24/10, 9:59 PM

    PORK FAT RULES!

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  17. DougM12/24/10, 11:49 PM

    I think the rumor of pork fat dumped into the water supply of some large population center of interest would be insensitive.
    Just sayin'.

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