scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Best line from Action was Peter Dragon (Jay Mohr) commenting on his ex: "Yeah, she always was a cunning stunt." (had to run that through my head a few times to get it right)
Dan Quayle has it as well. Every time he did a verbal stumble, he was suppressing one.
The original Reverend Spooner quit giving sermons after saying "the Lord is a shoving leopard", and bringing the house down, followed by: "You are all just waiting for me to say one of those .... Things!"
He realized he was keeping the church packed, but not for religious reasons.
What's the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and a Code Pink track team?
ReplyDeleteA tribe of Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.
Then there is the epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea. One shucks between fits.
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Best line from Action was Peter Dragon (Jay Mohr) commenting on his ex: "Yeah, she always was a cunning stunt."
ReplyDelete(had to run that through my head a few times to get it right)
That was funny, Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go shake a tit.
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Still more...
ReplyDeleteWhat's the difference between a Triscuit and a lesbian?
One is a snack cracker...
What's the difference between a nun at prayer and a nun in a bubble bath?
One has hope in her soul...
What's the difference between mono and herpes?
You get mono from snatching a kiss...
What's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl?
One shoots and can't hit...
Tim
Tim WINS!!!
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Runny Babbit, A billy sook.
ReplyDeleteNew out 10 years after his death.
http://www.amazon.com/Runny-Babbit-Billy-Shel-Silverstein/dp/0060256532
Tim is one fart smeller
ReplyDeleteDan Quayle has it as well. Every time he did a verbal stumble, he was suppressing one.
ReplyDeleteThe original Reverend Spooner quit giving sermons after saying "the Lord is a shoving leopard", and bringing the house down, followed by: "You are all just waiting for me to say one of those .... Things!"
He realized he was keeping the church packed, but not for religious reasons.