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| 20110215 23:15 |
Pappy |
I
was too young to remember Ike.
Ah yes. Tucson. As I mentioned before, it's to Arizona what Austin is
to Texas, but without the barbeque. |
| 20110216 09:28 |
Anonymoose |
Pappy:
A friend is convinced that the town of Sunnydale, California, used in
the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV show, is actually Tucson.
To start with, it is over a Hellmouth and run by Democrats, and is full
of witches, brujos, fortune tellers, monsters, Maoists, moonbats,
illegal aliens, and l*sbians. And he swears there are Mexican bars
there like the one in From Dusk 'Til Dawn, so there are plenty
vampires, too.
Even God owns a bar there, called The Meet Rack, and if get God's brand
(literally), every time you return thereafter, your first drink is
free, for all eternity.
God was actually sued by a drunk hooker, once, and beat her on an
episode of The People's Court.
It is also close to Fort Huachuca, which has oodles of Military
Intelligence X-Files bulldada on and under it.
What's not to like? |
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Lived in Tucson for a while back in the seventies.
ReplyDeleteIt's OK if you like the desert, but be prepared to secure everything you own so it can't 'walk off.' Petty theft seems to be a cottage industry there.
Cheesy; the same is true all over Arizona. Whether it's the Indians, the Mexicans, or the pockets of black folks in Phoenix...living within 50 miles of any of those folks means your stuff isn't safe outside.
ReplyDeleteLost a childs bicycle, a BBQ (one of those big steel ones) and a bunch of yard equipment.
Anon, you need to move the wire in to where you can cover it by fire.
ReplyDeleteCasca
I have a job and the little thieving bastards don't. That's when they strike. :-p
ReplyDeleteOne word: boobytraps... wear gloves.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, I can give you two weeks of my time. You pay for the ammo, and help with the digging. Pick me up at the airport in two weeks.
Casca
My daughter and her husband live in Tucson right now. It is a tough gig, but the are busy building cool toys that go boom at Raytheon.
ReplyDeleteThe have a whole garage full of stuff that I need to get down there and pick up. Says there is enough for us to properly arm the B-52 three times.
Of course my son in law is concerned about Rodgers targets as his mother lives in Olympia, as well my wife works there and my dear friend SondraK and her man JR live there as well.
None of us know anybody that lives in San Francisco though.
Chuck from Tacoma