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Tuesday, April 05, 2011

Opeation Enduring Clusterfuck

A Major Award

Operation Enduring Clusterfuck

 The U.N. Security Council today presented President Obama with a blue blazer w/ embroidered emblem device for "a job well done in Labia."

Tim

9 comments:

  1. Well if Steven More's sources are good then the Republicans have stuck there finger in the polling data and found it good, it is going to be "game on" for Captain Clusterflock.

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703806304576244830956034042.html?mod=WSJ_newsreel_opinion

    I expect to hear the screaming of the little girls, to see the flapping of the arms, and the yawning of the voters as the government shuts down. Could end up making it an annual event.

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  2. hellferbreakfast4/5/11, 11:07 PM

    I've had too much homebrew to think up a witty post. But everybody else is doing a great job.Shit!!!!

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  3. "Could end up making it an annual event."

    They should. If they shut down for four months out of the year, they'd just about balance the budget.

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  4. Oh my God, I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe......

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  5. Finally, an award he deserves.

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  6. I do a good job in labia too but, I don't think that - um ok I get it.... Rodger you are such a kidder.

    Bolivar

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  7. I figure about six months without government would take us culturally to about 1950. Think about it, after the first couple of convenience/liquor store owners bust a cap in some asshole, then display the body in a box outside the store until his relatives come for him... it's like water + gravity. Less government leads to more individual responsibility.

    Casca

    P.S. I'll volunteer to pull a nightshift once a week at my local liquor store.

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  8. The blazer is just too rich. Where's his putter?

    olds-mo-william

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