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Sunday, April 17, 2011

West Virginia Whites

The White Family
Inbreeding deconstructed
Senators Byrd and Rockefeller explained


OMFG! I was left gob-smacked   slack-jawed by The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia.  No exaggeration, the men and women are indistinguishable from one another in looks and voice (except when one's having a baby or flashing her boobies).  It's  a freaking train wreck you cannot stop looking at. 

PS - Still, the White family would be preferable to hang with over any of the smarmy, condescending dickwads giving testimony at the end of this vblog revue.  I feel ashamed that I share some of their feelings.  I think the White family would blow their asses away.

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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous4/17/11, 10:56 AM

    Is the host/moderator on PCP or is he just a part time MTV producer? He no doubt thinks MTV is the thing to emulate.
    I cannot stand self-important-blabbermouth-say-nothing airhead jerks like that and couldn't watch past about one minute.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  2. JMcD4/17/11, 11:09 AM

    I remember the Jesco White documentary (2 vids). Saw in a few years back. Went back recently looking for it to re-watch but not available. May be for sale.
    Jesco went out to Hollywood, after he became famous, to appear on a TV program.
    Very interesting character.

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  3. pdwalker4/17/11, 12:46 PM

    At the indian reservations back home, just about every family was like that.

    No news here. The only difference is this clan was white.

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  4. Anonymous4/17/11, 2:16 PM

    I was in Viet Nam when somebody sent one of us the first Jerry Clower record, the one with the coon hunt story. We were sitting around laughing our asses off at it, when this guy walked in and plunked down and started staring at us. He was from westernmost western West Virginia, and I'm not even sure this guy owned a pair of shoes before the Army give him some boots. Think Andy Griffith in No Time for Sergeants. Do anything for you, but damn.

    Anyway, he's staring at us like we're nucking futs, and finally he can't stand it any more and sez, What's so damn funny about that? Hell I've done half them things my-own-damn-self.

    This was a serious question and he was a big 'un and he wanted an answer. True story.

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  5. Rodger the Real King of France4/18/11, 9:56 AM

    So that explains your false teeth?

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