Projectile diarrhea in Minnesota

People at the liquor store are always asking ...    “Say Rodge, what's the difference between Gay assholes and the Code Pink, Animal Liberation Front,  Environmental Liberation Front, or the CPUSA  variety?”

“ A “barbarian horde” of LGBT-rights activists traveled to Marcus Bachmann’s counseling center in Minnesota Thursday, chanted lyrics from a Lady Gaga song, demanded to see Bachmman and when he didn’t show up, glittered the waiting room. The group was led by the same LGBT-rights activist who glittered Newt Gingrich back in May. Bachmann, of course, has become famous in recent weeks thanks in part to his wife Michele’s presidential campaign and in part because of the Christian counseling center he runs in Minnesota. Bachmann has said he performs so-called gay reparative therapy at the clinic (but only at the request of his patients.) [The Blaze] ” I am certain that DNA is responsible for homosexuality in some percentage of males— maybe even 100%, I don't know.  The same with lesbians, although I am familiar with at least one instance where  an otherwise hetero girl was convinced she was lesbian by her psychoanalyst.  Her lesbian psychoanalyst.  She was not. That said, homosexuals are not uniformly prone to actually becoming assholes, like the group in question.  So what I tell the people at the liquor store is this.  If they're acting outrageously and conspicuously like assholes,  there is no difference between them and any other group of losers who turn a  grievances into a religious crusade. If they're underage snots like our “barbarian horde” appear to be,  find the adults who put them up to it and throw them head first down a one-holer.  They'll die happy.