scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Saturday, July 16, 2011
What the deuce?
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She thought it was her husband, but it was the pizza
delivery boy?
She thought it was the pizza delivery boy, but it was
her husband?
A while back I was driving an airport shuttle in the wee dark hours of the morning. Went to pick up a couple in a gated community and the guy's smokin' hot trophy wife answered the door dressed in about 1/3 of a see-thru negligee. She was drop dead gorgeous, but not too bright, she had no idea of "tomorrow" or when "Tomorrow" started. She had arranged for me to show up a day early. Anyway she ran back upstairs while I tried to get my heart re-started then came down with a very fetching smile, and a ten dollar bill, saying she was sorry and they'd see me tomorrow morning. I got another ten buck tip when I delivered 'em to the airport the next day.
A fireman's wife?
ReplyDeleteTim
Ten years of making service calls to customers' homes -as a professional rug sucker!- and that has never happened to me, not once. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteUh....I think they call it "rug munchin" Anon.
ReplyDeleteI may not be blind but I always prefer using Braille to find out what young ladies look like.
ReplyDeleteFreddie Sykes
A while back I was driving an airport shuttle in the wee dark hours of the morning. Went to pick up a couple in a gated community and the guy's smokin' hot trophy wife answered the door dressed in about 1/3 of a see-thru negligee. She was drop dead gorgeous, but not too bright, she had no idea of "tomorrow" or when "Tomorrow" started. She had arranged for me to show up a day early. Anyway she ran back upstairs while I tried to get my heart re-started then came down with a very fetching smile, and a ten dollar bill, saying she was sorry and they'd see me tomorrow morning. I got another ten buck tip when I delivered 'em to the airport the next day.
ReplyDeleteI've said it before butt it bares repeating. "She didn't know how to wrestle but you should've seen her box."
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't...
Itinerant GP makin' house calls.
ReplyDeleteStrip and say aaaaahhh.
Backstage at the Stones reunion.
Milkman