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- She
fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- Elevator
doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
- Forgot
to pay his brain bill.
- A
few clowns short of a circus.
- If
she had another brain, it would be lonely.
- Too
much yardage between the goal posts.
- A
few beers short of a six-pack.
- A
few peas short of a casserole.
- One
taco short of a combination plate.
- All
foam, no beer.
- The
cheese slid off his cracker.
- Body
by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
- Has
an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt. 2
- Warning:
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear. 18. An intellect rivaled
only by garden tools.
- As
smart as bait.
- Her
belt doesn't go through all the loops.
- Proof
that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Surfing
in Nebraska.
- In
the pinball game of life, her flippers were a little farther apart than
most.
- One
sandwich short of a picnic.
- The
light's on, but nobody's home.
- If
dumb were dirt, she'd cover about an acre.
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Amazing case of "The Woman Who Truly Is As Dumb As She Looks"!
ReplyDeleteIf she gets as dumb as she is ugly,all learnedness in a radius as far as the Moon will race to the outer limits at the speed of light.
If brains were dynamite, she wouldn't be able to blow her nose.
ReplyDeleteIt's not that her elevator doesn't go to the top, it's that there's no top for the elevator to go to. It's an infinite shaft...
ReplyDeleteIf her brain was leather, she wouldn't have enough to make a saddle for a flea.
ReplyDeleteThe only woman in Miami Beach to get a "full Brazilian" on her chest.
ReplyDelete"full Brazilian" on her chest.
ReplyDeleteWinner!
Let me help you know this woman. She is the queen of gerrymandering. Look at the link, the blue area is where Jews and the gay community lives. The entire lower leg of her district is made up of intercoastal homes only. If you leave the intercoastal and go west to the highway, you are in Liberty City. Thats one tough sumbich there, you can see it every night on the Fist 48, "Miami's Pork and Beans Project...". Isn't it cute how lil Debbie don't 'low no negroes in her district? I'm sure talking to Reverend Al was turning her stomach.-Anymouse
ReplyDeletehttp://wassermanschultz.house.gov/district/
My favorites:
ReplyDeleteDumber than a bag of hair
Dumber than a box of hammers
That hair style is used to hide the playback device that whispers into her ear,"Breathe in, Breathe out."
ReplyDeleteWhat is really the giggle is she is Obama's personal choice to represent the DNC.
Krauthammer had a great rant on the O'Riley show, he disagreed that the Obamites are running a conspiracy becasue they are showing that they are too dumb to run one, as he states the left has turned to invective and ad homimen attacks because they lack originality and intelligence. They are too dumb to organize a three car motorcade. The Democrats complain about the Republican party which controlled only not much more than one one half of one third of the federal government and with the media on their side, got stalled a bit and they are now whining about how the Republican ran rough shod over them.
Dang it Charles, stop pussy footing around and tell us what you really think of them.
Thanks Rog, thats what I meant to say. Come to Miami this winter and I'll put you on a Tarpon under the Rickenbacker. -Anymouse
ReplyDeleteTwo words... donkey punch.
ReplyDeleteCasca
http://wassermanschultz.house.gov/district/
ReplyDeleteI see from your map she gets a big chunk of the ocean too.
That would be where the rich New Yorkers who don't want to pay NY taxes on their boats keep them.
She has the Pelosi's blink syndrome too. That's where the brain can't track all the lies while talking.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
Good Eye Gunner
ReplyDeleteThe ocean bulge you see is based on Port Everglades and making sure the Feds have plenty of whack on the locals. We fight it from fisherman to freighter captain.
Dumber than a post, Uglier than a mud fence.
ReplyDeleteI'd say she's right.
ReplyDeleteThe economy would rebound nicely without them, and they've managed to turn it around into a double dip.
One neuron short of a complete synapse.
ReplyDeleteAh yes.....another village is missing its idiot.
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase Dennis Prager:
ReplyDeleteThe foolishness of that woman is so deep, I can only ascribe it to higher education.
"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."
ReplyDelete"Reminds me of Paul Revere's ride - a little light in the belfry."
"Smart boy. Got a mind like a steel trap - full of mice."
That boy's as strong as an ox - and just about as smart."
"That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal."
"Kid don't stop talkin' so much he'll get is tongue sunburned."
"Nice boy, but he's got more nerve than a bum tooth."
"Now looky, I say, looky here."
"Pay attention when I'm talkin' to ya, boy."
- Longhorn Leghorn
GrinfilledCelt
If brains were leather she couldn't saddle a gnat.
ReplyDeleteBoneshaker
A "Jobs Bill"?? WTF?
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