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#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at
home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's
gun and tell him so, he will probably let
you try it out.
#7 - Your primary gun doesn't
mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
#6 - Your gun will stay with
you even if you run out of ammo.
#5 - A gun doesn't take up a
lot of closet space.
#4 - Guns function normally
every day of the month.
#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do
these new grips make me look fat?"
#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you
go to sleep after you use it.
And the Number One reason Why
Men Prefer Guns over women.....
#1 - You can buy a silencer for
a gun
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then, you can have your
cake
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ok, I laughed.
ReplyDeleteAnd a reason women prefer them: More than one shot per load.
ReplyDeleteUh, I can't legally buy a silencer in my state.
ReplyDeleteMy 1953 Belgium Browning 9MM looks as good and functions as well today as it did when it came out of the box fifty eight years ago. I still have it even though it doesn't cook. My ex not so much.
ReplyDelete• You can drop the hammer on 'em.
ReplyDelete• Half-cocked is a safety position, not a failure to perform.
• You can buy lube in any hardware store, and you won't be embarrassed to ask for it.
• No batteries.
• The law wants you to lock 'em in the trunk.
• The permits expire.
• You don't have to tell the neighbors or anyone else how many you have.
• You can wear hearing protection, and nobody thinks it's rude.
• You can show your 12-year-old how to use one in public.
• You won't get slapped if you fondle it.
• It cools off after a while.
• It won't leave a hole in your wallet.
• People generally don't hear gossip whether you're any good with it.
• Accidental discharges reduce the population.
(What? Yeah, bed time.)
Doug, you really should be paid ...
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