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Sunday, October 16, 2011

My Eye! My Eye!

You'll shoot your eye out!



“
  .... when the scantily clad exotic dancer performed her party trick – shooting dildos at the guests from her private parts at Peter Rolih’s pre-wedding  party ... [news item]
Dildo Shhoting

There was a girl from Australia
Who shot dildos from out her labaila
When the best man yelled stop!
Next was heard a loud pop
And he was dropped by her paraphernalia

”

  du Toit
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7 comments:

  1. Rodger the Real King of France10/16/11, 11:12 AM

    "shooting dildos from her private parts" is about as "scantily clad" as one gets, wot.

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  2. Cheesy10/16/11, 12:25 PM

    I remember the good old days, when it was just ping pong balls...
    Ver. word "coins"
    OK those too.

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  3. Kristophr10/16/11, 12:33 PM

    Just don't get hit when Flaming Yoko performs.

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  4. pdwalker10/16/11, 1:20 PM

    I stopped watching those shows when they switched to lawn darts.

    Too dangerous.

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  5. DougM10/16/11, 1:42 PM

    La barre, she has been raised, non?
    (What? Third-world childbirth? Oh ...)
    nev-er-mind

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  6. BlogDog10/16/11, 3:45 PM

    Putting the "D'oh!" in dildo.

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  7. Anonymous10/17/11, 9:32 AM

    Such talent should be encouraged.

    w/v: pingl; shrewd choice

    Brigadier Major Mike

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