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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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If I hold my eyes like this, will my math scores improve?
ReplyDeleteNew contacts my ass!
ReplyDeleteTim
Ah Yessa, Full Metal Jacket:
ReplyDeleteDa Nang Hooker: "Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?"
Him: Now she just looks Siamese.
ReplyDeleteHim: Huh, maybe I'm not all that into Oriental chicks, after all.
Him: Okay, what's 'er name, again? They all look alike to me.
Him: It's not nice to make fun of Down syndrome people.
Her: It's not racist. I'm 1/16 Japanese.
Her: Think I'll get the part of Tokyo Rose in the school play?
Her: Three little maids from school are we.
Her: I'm a zit. Get it? (@ 1m:50s)
And my favorite? [drumroll]
Him: Oh jeeze, Mom!
Him, What is she going on about? I'm Navajo.
ReplyDeleteThe coming Chinese civil war, illustrated...
ReplyDeleteFrank
ReplyDeleteHim: 'There goes the neighborhood.'
"In six years I'm going to own that bitch."
ReplyDeleteThat's lacist!
ReplyDelete"The next time she does that when ordering Chinese food, I'm gonna smack her..."
ReplyDeleteHim: Forget it bitch....You ain't got no horizontal ████.
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