scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, November 04, 2011
Mommy - Why am I .... ?
A little boy says to his mother,"Mommy, how come I'm
black and you're white?"
His mother replied, "Don't even go there, Barry! From what I remember
about that party, you're f'ing lucky you don't bark!"
Now THAT'S funny!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm on a laughing roll today and this one just hit the funny button again! Thanks... :D
ReplyDeletealso, Women don't fart? Try this monster on for size:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xFaJUZRkQM
I kinda like her but what would Sean do?
ReplyDeleteThats why when Barry sees Michelle he says woof...Or maybe not...
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A Communist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant go into bar. The bartender asks "What'll ya have, Mr President?"
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