A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her
Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The blonde says, "God help us, has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic,
12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists."
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OY!
ReplyDeleteThe last version I read was a little Old Jewish lady looking for Chanukah stamps.
12 Orthodox
10 Conservative
24 Reformed
She could add?
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