scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
No, that's a holster. You know, holsters keep guns concealed (most citizens don't care if you have 'em, as long as you keep 'em concealed in public). Good retention design prevents a gun from bouncin' out in public. Also keeps guns handy, clean, and away from twitchy trigger fingers.
Nice, but those aren't real. I like real...
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F**k Holder whether those are real or not.
ReplyDeleteIf I can touch them, they're real.
ReplyDeleteand F**k Holder.
No, that's a holster.
ReplyDeleteYou know, holsters keep guns concealed (most citizens don't care if you have 'em, as long as you keep 'em concealed in public).
Good retention design prevents a gun from bouncin' out in public.
Also keeps guns handy, clean, and away from twitchy trigger fingers.
Ya know, ya gotta rub them holsters down real good with oil and stuff to keep 'em smooth and flexible.
ReplyDeleteYOu're all wrong. It's an over the shoulder boulder holder. And them are some bigguns.
ReplyDeleteA conversation overheard recently:
ReplyDeleteMy buddy's wife: Those aren't real!
My buddy: Men don't care.
Sir H the Comet
real or not, they taste the same.
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It is exceedingly difficult to ascertain as to whether those are either "big ol' good'uns" or "good ol' bigg'uns".
ReplyDeleteAngus - Barn Army Sous Chef
As the unofficial Barn Army Mammerytician, I pronounce them ´real enough´,but,that´s me - your taste may vary.
ReplyDeleteWV: ¨ratess¨
I'm amazed Apple hasn't patented that. I also imagine Corzine is reaching for the boot black as I write this.
ReplyDeleteMOOTOOORBOOOOAAAATTTTTT.
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