scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Ingenuity
Perfect
Gizmos and Gadgets
Hot Plate and Vibrating Window Stop
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Today
on Gadgets
and Gizmos we celebrate the ingenuity of people who find other
uses for every day applainces (Roll-Over). It's Why We Win!
The vibrating window stop could be for masking the window from laser-eavesdropping devices. Then again, it could be a Dad's warning at a teenage daughter's bedroom.
I think we have a new definition of the term "cock block."
ReplyDelete...probably ought to put some foil on the iron first, so it doesn't get gummed up and useless.
ReplyDeleteSplinters are the obvious danger for the other "off-use"...
You might be a redneck if...
ReplyDeleteCasca
Gummed up and useless for what? What else is an iron good for?
ReplyDeletex
Don't use the steam setting... Makes the crust soggy.
ReplyDeleteI know what an iron AINT good for. It aint worth a DAMN as a Christmas gift.
ReplyDeleteTim
The vibrating window stop could be for masking the window from laser-eavesdropping devices.
ReplyDeleteThen again, it could be a Dad's warning at a teenage daughter's bedroom.
Two guys are talking and one of them says, "I think my wife is dead."
ReplyDelete"How can you tell?"
"Well." he says, "The sex is the same but the ironing is piling up."
Yikes!
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