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An old man goes to answer a
knock at the door one evening only to find two sheriff's deputies
standing there.
"Sir, are you married?" One
deputy asked.
"Why yes," the old man replied
"for 48 years."
"Do you have a photograph of
your wife, sir?" the second deputy questioned.
The old man pulled a picture
out his wallet and handed to the officers. They looked it over and
handed it back to him.
"Sir, I'm sorry but it looks
like your wife has been hit by a truck."
The old man says, "I know son,
but she's got a wonderful personality and she's a great cook."
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cuzzin ricky
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Gladys found it reasonable and prudent to carry a spare set of what she calls "miniboobs" with her at all times.
ReplyDeleteThere are no words........
ReplyDeleteIf you ever got drunk enough to think that was a good idea, oh, never mind.
Tim
I had the Roll-over reversed-- Yikes
ReplyDeleteThat model is a keeper, and very hard to find.
ReplyDeleteCasca
Yeah-- roll-over reversed when I saw it.
ReplyDeleteSaw THAT on top, I was plumb scared to see what it rolled over to...
MC
Jayzuz, I'm so sorry. When I came back and looked, it scared the crap out of me too.
ReplyDeleteCannot unsee! Cannot unsee!!
ReplyDeleteSomeone please invent the invisible rollover!!!
I'll be right back; I need to go get another bottle of eyebleach...
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