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Thursday, February 02, 2012
Dentist gag
DENTISTS
Don't you
hate it when ...
Don't
you hate it when, just before he fills your cavity, and your
mouth is all full of stuff that's making you gag anyway, he asks what
you did on vacation, or
something?
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says:
"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says: "Yes ..... How did you figure that out?" "Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" The girl replies: "Didn't feel a thing."
I wish my dentist looked like her. Then again, my wife wouldn't and I'd hate to search for a new dentist with broken teeth.
ReplyDeleteWorse : when your gynocologist is looking WAY up there and THEN asks you what you did on vacation ;-)
ReplyDeleteOB/GY: "So, how was your vacay...vacay...vacay....shun?
ReplyDeleteA guy and a girl meet at a bar.
ReplyDeleteThey get along so well that they
decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his
shirt and then washes his hands.
He then takes off his trousers and
again washes his hands.
The girl has been watching him and says:
"You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says:
"Yes ..... How did you figure that out?"
"Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing leads to another and they make love.
After it's over the girl says:
"You must be a good dentist."
The guy, now with an inflated ego, says:
"Sure - I'm a good dentist.
How did you figure that out?"
The girl replies:
"Didn't feel a thing."
ANONYMOUS1
ReplyDelete"We wer exploring caves, are you a spelunker Too?