Purple Prosed Paean to Pinko Punks

OCCUPY    Occupy DC feeling the emptiness of the American dream Using purple prose, the WaPost waxes plaintively over flopping breasts and dangling balls (one presumes)

“ Breasts and nipples of all shapes (amazing lightbulb nipple)and sizes swayed like pendulums to the beat of tribal drums and the sounds of NWA and Twisted Sister. Just days before an eviction was to be served on Occupy DC by the National Park Service, the Occupiers protested what they consider the nation’s growing and shameful economic divide. [The full monty] Unbelievable, even for the WaPost ”