scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Friday, February 17, 2012
The 'Tang Dialogs
The O'Tan Dialogs
“
I
love this
picture
that keeps popping up on various sites. Every time I see it,
a new conversation goes through my head.
• Okay, if you can't read 'em, then see that little round arrow? Right there? That'll load a new pair of hard-to-read words into the robot-prevention sign-in form. And remember, Doug, it's case-sensitive.
• Look, it's right here in the FAQs.
• See? That's what happens when you use your real email address.
• And here? Here you put that 3-digit number that's on the back of your credit card.
• Okay, it's working again. Look, if you can't remember it, write down your PIN somewhere.
• Yeah, I know it sounds like she loves you, but there are probably a couple-dozen other guys watching then, too.
• Yeah, I know it sounds like she loves you; but to her, "you big ape" is an insult.
• Well what did you think she would say when she found out you weren't a hunky fireman and part-time environmentalist. Besides, how do you know it was even a "she?"
• Look, just because she un-friended you, that doesn't mean she's turned lesbian.
See Michelle, if we add some high lights and use some lip gloss, you can be the next Jackie!
ReplyDeleteTim
Your new WV SUX!
ReplyDeleteTim
"Hi I'm from ACORN and here's your new voter registration card..."
ReplyDelete"Who is Coco and why is she texting you thirty times a day?"
ReplyDeleteThis is so NOT six inches
ReplyDelete"Does this look like the man who assaulted you?"
ReplyDeleteAnd what Tim said.
• Okay, if you can't read 'em, then see that little round arrow? Right there? That'll load a new pair of hard-to-read words into the robot-prevention sign-in form.
ReplyDeleteAnd remember, Doug, it's case-sensitive.
• Look, it's right here in the FAQs.
• See? That's what happens when you use your real email address.
• And here? Here you put that 3-digit number that's on the back of your credit card.
• Okay, it's working again. Look, if you can't remember it, write down your PIN somewhere.
• Yeah, I know it sounds like she loves you, but there are probably a couple-dozen other guys watching then, too.
• Yeah, I know it sounds like she loves you; but to her, "you big ape" is an insult.
• Well what did you think she would say when she found out you weren't a hunky fireman and part-time environmentalist. Besides, how do you know it was even a "she?"
• Look, just because she un-friended you, that doesn't mean she's turned lesbian.
Enough? Good. Gotta go.
So, when did this encounter take place with the lovely young lady and the First Lady?
ReplyDeleteSee - you were cute once, but you've really let yourself go.
ReplyDeleteThis is you as a blonde - whaddaya think?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick