scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Sunday, February 26, 2012
Wait, if he puts that thi ...hey, who is the he here?
Giving new meaning to ...
to ..
well, something.
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Jesus, this is like trying to understand
assembly instructions for a Made in China bicycle.
I believe the technical term for that position is "cunnifellatio", but I may have got it wrong. It's been so long since I had sex that I've forgotten who's supposed to get tied up first.
it reminds me of a conversation I heard between an old married couple:
ReplyDelete"eff you"
"no, eff you!"
Can't tell who's about to be eaten.
ReplyDeleteGetting a back rub WHILE getting laid? Pretty cool in my book!
ReplyDeleteTim
How does this thing work?
ReplyDeleteI think this inspired air-to-air refueling.
ReplyDeleteNaw, it's the same old formula, "Insert tab A into Slot B."
ReplyDeleteGrinfilledCelt
"Was it good for you?'
ReplyDelete"No, no, I asked first."
I believe the technical term for that position is "cunnifellatio", but I may have got it wrong. It's been so long since I had sex that I've forgotten who's supposed to get tied up first.
ReplyDeleteKim (non-Google sign-in-er)