scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Saturday, March 31, 2012
Breasts are useful
Perfect
Gizmos and Gadgets
Dairy Farm Style Breast Pumps
“
What? Don't have twins? Don't have any kids*? Why let
them go to waste? Be creative.
”
*The primary
method of inducing milk production in a woman who has not given birth
is to have a baby sucking well at the breast.
DonM, you're gonna hafta quit leavin' yourself open like that. Some unscrupulous wag might be tempted to point out the embarrassing logical conclusion.
DougM Thanks man I'll be more careful in the future. By way of explanation though, I was a Fireman/Paramedic in L.A.Co. and I saw and treated some really weird shit over the years.
Do they make a larger size?
ReplyDeleteOh... no reason.
Oh DougM. You're a bad man having thoughts like that. You could use the vacuum cleaner hose but you'll just get a big hickey on the end of your dick.
ReplyDeleteDonM,
ReplyDeleteyou're gonna hafta quit leavin' yourself open like that.
Some unscrupulous wag might be tempted to point out the embarrassing logical conclusion.
DougM
ReplyDeleteThanks man I'll be more careful in the future.
By way of explanation though, I was a Fireman/Paramedic in L.A.Co. and I saw and treated some really weird shit over the years.
DonM,
ReplyDeleteOhhh, well-deflected.
You're goood.
You have real press-secretary potential.