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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Breasts are useful

Res Ipsa Loquitur
Perfect Gizmos and Gadgets    


Dairy Farm Style Breast Pumps
























What?  Don't have twins?  Don't have any kids*?  Why let them go to waste? Be creative.

     *The primary method of inducing milk production in a woman who has not given birth is to have a baby sucking well at the breast.

5 comments:

  1. Do they make a larger size?
    Oh... no reason.

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  2. Oh DougM. You're a bad man having thoughts like that. You could use the vacuum cleaner hose but you'll just get a big hickey on the end of your dick.

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  3. DonM,
    you're gonna hafta quit leavin' yourself open like that.
    Some unscrupulous wag might be tempted to point out the embarrassing logical conclusion.

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  4. DougM
    Thanks man I'll be more careful in the future.
    By way of explanation though, I was a Fireman/Paramedic in L.A.Co. and I saw and treated some really weird shit over the years.

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  5. DonM,
    Ohhh, well-deflected.
    You're goood.
    You have real press-secretary potential.

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