scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Hillary's shacking up with a Sheik! "The best service a gentleman can render another gentleman is steal his wife" Lord Raglan, upon hearing he was cuckolded...
Where da white women at!!
ReplyDeleteSid beat me to it. Sid wins an internet today.
ReplyDelete"Is this the GSA conference?"
ReplyDelete"Did I hear 'Clinton 2016'?"
"I did not dance with that woman in Columbia!"
"Your guys actually paid for it?"
"I'll admit I've banged some ugly women, but I've never eaten a dog."
Wow- all winners so far!
ReplyDelete"What a headache, and I have to put up with his wife too."
ReplyDelete"See! My pants are zipped up this time AND I have a real birth certificate!"
ReplyDeleteCaz
Hillary's shacking up with a Sheik!
ReplyDelete"The best service a gentleman can render another gentleman is steal his wife"
Lord Raglan, upon hearing he was cuckolded...
Now, bet what O'Bummer is asking Slicky next...
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no... Like this:
ReplyDeleteDe camp town ladies sing dis song
Doo dah, doo da
De camp town race track five miles long
Oh de doo dah day!
The new Life-Sized Bill Clinton hand puppet was debuted, strangely enough, at a presidential press conference.
ReplyDeleteDid someone say Hookers and Cocaine!
ReplyDeleteFreddie Sykes
What is truly scary is that Clinton would make a better president.
ReplyDelete"Hey Barry, eat Shih Tzu!"
ReplyDelete"No! security cleared, civil service, unionized hookers is not the way to go!"
ReplyDeleteK-Nine FTW
ReplyDelete"Did they boy get y'all some coffee?"
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