scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"...and then the evil Republicans stretched forth their hands and grasped the precious Health Care and took it from the people. That is why you must always vote Democrat... OR ELSE!"
M - "I hate whitey, let's all sing - 'Kill Rich Whitey'" B - "Uhh....ahhh...Fer Chrissakes Michelle, uhhh....not now, the camera is on and I'm....uhhh...can't you see thaaat.... I'm running for re-election?" Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"...and then the evil Republicans stretched forth their hands and grasped the precious Health Care and took it from the people. That is why you must always vote Democrat... OR ELSE!"
ReplyDeleteAnd when I'm re-elected, the Zombies will be released to feed on the evil church going conservatives!
ReplyDelete"BUSSSH caused the fall of the Aztecs, BUUUSH wiped out the American Indians, BUSHHHHHH caused slavery...."
ReplyDeleteDOUGHNUTS.....AHHHGG
ReplyDeleteTim
"It's free! Swipe your EBT!"
ReplyDeleteSir H @ Comet
You're reading a book dumb ass. Quit looking for the teleprompter.
ReplyDelete• B: Okay, who am I now?
ReplyDeleteM: Forest Gump!
• Sleepy. You are all getting slee... oops, my reflection in the teleprompter.
• Today, America.
Tomorrow...
• And then, Verbal Kint says "And like that, poof. He's gone."
• B: How was that?
M: Worst Trayvon Martin impression, ever.
M - "I hate whitey, let's all sing - 'Kill Rich Whitey'"
ReplyDeleteB - "Uhh....ahhh...Fer Chrissakes Michelle, uhhh....not now, the camera is on and I'm....uhhh...can't you see thaaat.... I'm running for re-election?"
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick
"The colors... Look at the colors!!"
ReplyDelete"Obama answered the criticism with the exclamation, "Okay, if it means that much to you I'll recite the goddamned Pledge of Allegiance!"
ReplyDelete"You mean, like Democrats?"
ReplyDelete"The Democrat voters are coming for you! They hunger for BRAAAIINS!"
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