P-P-P-P-Pippa

Vous parlez Francais? Oui, un petit Pip-peu! Pippa Middleton chastity belt party “ Accompanied by three of the French capital's most eligible bachelors, the 28-year-old, dressed as a risque French courtier, unleashes her best moves on the dancefloor among a heaving melée of cavorting dwarves, burlesque strippers bursting out of giant cakes and aristocratic French men wearing dog leads. (I think she's wearing an Elton John design) ” I'm a little slow sometime.  Over the years I noticed that the daughters of the rich and famous are always—  what's the word ... dateable,   and quite often stunningly beautiful.  Finally figured out that money get to marry whoever the hell they want,  so duh!