scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
I laughed at the $4.26 "value shipping" cost of $4.26, but it was
still cheaper than Amazon. Only problem was - your home telephone
number is mandatory. So I gave them my uber-liberal
neighbor's, and had
a pleasant chuckle at the phone solicitations lists he was now on. FWIW.
That's true, but the chances of helping educate any dopey librul applies to only a small fraction of the pool.
Be prepared though if they day comes, that mr. & mrs lib gets that call asking for the "King of France". . . make sure you have the trip wire and claymore's laid out, well in advance.
You haven't lived til you heard the reaction when the latest edition of "Mail/Male Order Bride" hits the box.
Um, Rog, what if they call and ask if he wants to extend the NewsMax subscription for another 20 years and bill your credit card? Better close that credit card and get a new one. Lots of magazine subscriptions these days have automatic renewal in the fine print.
Don't screw with a neighbor like that - we will need them to walk perimeter guard when Obama steals the Nov. election. Give them an ex-wife's new live-in girlfriend's number.
"So I gave them my uber-liberal neighbor's [telephone number]".
ReplyDeleteSomething is just NOT right about this. . . Brilliant!, but not right.
Damn! I wish I had thought of it. I use to sign them [neighbor] up for the "smut & porn" stuff. Now, try and get off those lists.
Geo
smut and porn are nasty things to be sending to anyone; being on conservative mail and phone lists however could bring about miracles.
ReplyDeleteThat's true, but the chances of helping educate any dopey librul applies to only a small fraction of the pool.
ReplyDeleteBe prepared though if they day comes, that mr. & mrs lib gets that call asking for the "King of France". . . make sure you have the trip wire and claymore's laid out, well in advance.
You haven't lived til you heard the reaction when the latest edition of "Mail/Male Order Bride" hits the box.
priceless!
Geo
Um, Rog, what if they call and ask if he wants to extend the NewsMax subscription for another 20 years and bill your credit card? Better close that credit card and get a new one. Lots of magazine subscriptions these days have automatic renewal in the fine print.
ReplyDeleteWal-Mart had this book for sale; it was right between the disposable douche and the hemherroid cream...
ReplyDeleteDon't screw with a neighbor like that - we will need them to walk perimeter guard when Obama steals the Nov. election. Give them an ex-wife's new live-in girlfriend's number.
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