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Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Elizabeth Warren's Pow-Wow Cookbook

LIARS
Warren Says Cousin's Cookbook Proves
She's Native American
Apparently a book entitled Pow Wow Chow: A Collection of Recipes from Families of the Five Civilized Tribes : Cherokee, Chickasaw, Choctaw, Creek and Seminole seals the deal. Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

Because that book was written by her cousin.

Mmmmmm.... Pow Wow Chow. Doesn't that make your mouth water?

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And we think that there might even be further evidence that Ms. Warren is Native American.

According to one of the commenters at the Amazon page for this book, many Native Americans "eat wonder bread, velveeta, oscar meyer bologne, twinkies and drink pepsi."  [As If The High Cheekbones Weren't Enough:]

Res Ipsa Loquitur

5 comments:

  1. I heard she eats Coq, au Vin and Squawb.

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  2. Yeah, but is she an alcoholic, with suicidal tendancies? ...Just sayin.
    RAK

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  3. "I heard she eats Coq, au Vin and Squawb."

    Are you sure that's not squaw?
    -Steve_in_CA

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  4. Lol, find out if she'd a drunken welfare queen who has to get her gummint check at the first of the month. Fool proof Indian test.

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  5. I'm pure Cherokee Scotch Irish Jew but I have rather ordinary cheekbones.

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