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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Occuoation



Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"
"No, just here for a few days."

Tim W

6 comments:

  1. Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?
    Because the Germans like to march in the shade!
    RAK

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  2. What is the first thing you learn in the French military acadamy? How to say 'I surrender' in German.
    Tim

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  3. Business or pleasure?
    I said I vass German !

    For sale: French military-surplus rifle.
    Never fired. Dropped only once.

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  4. RAK: When the arabs take over, the will cut them down so they can march in the sun.

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  5. Boss , that post you did a while back about the old man telling his grandson of his trip to Paris with the SS , made me spit my drink on my keyboard ! Any idea where that is in the archives ? : ) > SMIBSID

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