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Sunday, May 06, 2012

Rubenesque

Today's Culture
THE ARTS

Later that year
Artist Peter Paul Rubens escorts Doris Marie Johnson from the Flemland airport. The artist told reporters that he recruited her to be his new principal model. "I find Flem women today intolerably skinny.  You'd think they were raised in Buchenwald for chrisake! " Miss Johnson hails from Baltimore, in the USA, and  said she is "very excited.  I was practically raised on his sandwiches."
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13 comments:

  1. DougM5/6/12, 10:10 AM

    I liked Reubens until he was caught wanking in a porn movie theater.

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  2. Anonymous5/6/12, 10:38 AM

    ^ SNORT

    RE: Miss Johnson, YES. I have dated many and eventually married a woman built like that. Don't knock 'em until you've tried 'em.

    AWM

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  3. Anonymous5/6/12, 10:56 AM

    Get a woman like that with tattoos! Shade in the summer, heat in the winter, and moving pictures all year long!
    Tim

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  4. Anonymous5/6/12, 11:51 AM

    Big Plus for Ms.Johnson; *Anywhere you stick it will feel like a bullseye!

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  5. Anonymous5/6/12, 11:56 AM

    If she fell from the altitude of those heels; volcanoes would erupt, world-wide....

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  6. pdwalker5/6/12, 12:00 PM

    She's built for comfort, not for speed.

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  7. Anonymous5/6/12, 12:32 PM

    The liked the police until 3 of them were caught lurking in a porn theater looking for wankers.

    Freddie Sykes

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  8. TimO5/6/12, 1:56 PM

    Shouldn't he be wearing tall boots and dancing to "Tequilla"??

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  9. Anonymous5/6/12, 2:37 PM

    [insert moped joke here]_______________

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  10. Anonymous5/6/12, 2:39 PM

    The tits are fake, but the thighs are real. Just sayin'.

    Casca

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  11. Jess5/6/12, 4:27 PM

    Everyone has different tastes. I think she's lovely.

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  12. Anonymous5/6/12, 5:34 PM

    I thought that was Monica Lewinsky when I first looked at her.

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  13. Anonymous5/7/12, 10:30 AM

    1.) Gives "Rubenesque" a whole new meaning.

    2.) "The tits are fake, but the thighs are real."
    - If you can touch 'em, they ain't fake. Just my opinion, yours may differ.

    My question: what's a gorgeous hunk of womanflesh like that doing with a skinny runt like Rubens?


    Kim

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