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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Gay Pile-on Cookie Culture




Kraft Foods: Rainbow OREO a ‘reflection of our values’
“As a company, Kraft Foods has a proud history of celebrating diversity and inclusiveness.


BLOW ME KRAFT
STFU


Kraft Foods set off a firestorm after posting a gay pride rainbow-filled OREO cookie on its Facebook page Monday with the caption “Proudly support love!”

Res Ipsa Loquitur

By Tuesday afternoon over 170,000 Facebook users had “liked” the page and the post was inundated with thousands of pro- and anti-rainbow cookie statements.

Kraft spokesman Basil T. Maglaris told The Daily Caller that the rainbow cookie is not planned for sale, but meant as part of the snack’s 100th birthday celebration,


Meanwhile,  competing Rainbow/PUSH Coalition hustler, The Rebrun Jesse Jackson, seemed miffed that his check had not arrived. A protest is likely planned. 



"celebrating diversity and inclusiveness" —  Weasel words for a culture that's lost itself.  



8 comments:

  1. Oreo can stuff their phoquing cookies.............oh. wait, they already do...........

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  2. I miss Sunshine Hydrox, the original.

    Casca

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  3. Which color am I supposed to eat first? So do I eat that and get AIDS or eat that and cure AIDS? Do I eat one color and rub another on my dick to prevent gonorrhea and eat another for birth control?
    Will eating this increase my promiscuity? I'm confused.
    Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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  4. Careful ... some cookies can give you Gonorrhea.

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  5. On the plus side, they go out exactly the same way they go in, so taste the rainbow, barry.

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  6. Tailgunner! ya got it down pat.

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  7. Did you ever notice that Kraft Foods values marketing gimmicks more than making good-tasting food? That is a problem resulting in too many layers of know-nothing managers.

    I should know because I worked for the bastards for almost 15 years. Then they set me up and fired my ass when I was 55. Now that's what they call diversity.

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