scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Pages
▼
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Good News, Bad News
THIS JUST IN
The
good news is my fever broke. The bad news is that it broke just
minutes
before a team from the Guinness Book of World Records arrived.
The
were summoned by MoSup to verify my claim of having the most serious summer
cold in all of mankind, and survive. Without hardly
complaining. Oh well, I would only have
broken my own record. Now, where was I?
Ah, wrong. That is Hillary Clinton's surgical team planning Hillary's upcoming addadictomy and testicular graft. She tried to grow a pair in '08 to take on Obama believing she wouldn't really need more than a codpiece but to her surprise he prevailed, hummingbird nuts and all. Note the size of the new balls in the photo. She's not f'ing around this time. I would go for a bigger dick though....if I were her that is.
Look'n Good there Boss ! I always thought you were a lot taller ! LOL ; ) > SMIBSID
ReplyDeleteUgliest CPR practice dummy I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteAh, wrong. That is Hillary Clinton's surgical team planning Hillary's upcoming addadictomy and testicular graft. She tried to grow a pair in '08 to take on Obama believing she wouldn't really need more than a codpiece but to her surprise he prevailed, hummingbird nuts and all. Note the size of the new balls in the photo. She's not f'ing around this time. I would go for a bigger dick though....if I were her that is.
ReplyDeleteAw, sorry you were illin'. 100% soon, please!
ReplyDeleteI'm pickin' up where you're leavin' off.
ReplyDeleteWhere were you?
ReplyDeleteApparently you were planning a future post for Father's Day Lesbian Pron (poor sick daddy). Must'a been the delirious fever effects.
I'm emailing you chicken soup and caramel sauce.
ReplyDeleteTake your vitamin C and B!!! Load up!
e~C