scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Knees Know
The Knees Know
Hollywooders can
hide
their age, but the knees will give them away. Below are the knees
of Melanie Griffith, Angelina Jolie, Courteney Cox, and Eva
Longorea - Know the Knee?
I'm pushing 60, 5'9", top 18 stone, have dislocated/torn ligaments in both knees and yet mine still look better than those... those... those... words fail me. I'm sure I don't want to know what those gals have been up (down?) to that earned them their... their... their... battle scars.
I know Kim has got to be doing something, somewhere; I tracked him down a couple of times but now I'm lost. At least, when he pops up here, I'm assured the gout may have cost him legs, but not his sense of humor and irony. If this has been addressed before, please forgive me, I'm often on the road and miss a few days.
I'm pushing 60, 5'9", top 18 stone, have dislocated/torn ligaments in both knees and yet mine still look better than those... those... those... words fail me. I'm sure I don't want to know what those gals have been up (down?) to that earned them their... their... their... battle scars.
ReplyDeleteJimmy don\'t play that
I would still split Courtney Cox like a piece of lumber.
ReplyDeleteWaiting for Kim's b-day to get me some cases. No, not beer, ammo!
ReplyDeleteNow I'll drink to that! Bottoms up!
ReplyDeleteCol. Whiskey
Frankly, I didn't know whether any of those women even HAD knees, so there's no way I could figure out which pair belonged to whom.
ReplyDeleteThe bonus (skeletal) pair, however, have to belong to Ann Coulter. That chick needs a large dish of lasagna.
Kim
clap clap clap. Good fun!
ReplyDeleteThank God, I never look at their knees.
ReplyDeleteCasca
I'm guessing the bonus pair are Madonna's.
ReplyDeleteBonus pair - Hillary ?
ReplyDeleteWe demand return of KdT !
ReplyDeleteI know Kim has got to be doing something, somewhere; I tracked him down a couple of times but now I'm lost. At least, when he pops up here, I'm assured the gout may have cost him legs, but not his sense of humor and irony. If this has been addressed before, please forgive me, I'm often on the road and miss a few days.
ReplyDeleteBurgie
Ok, I got one right, three wrong and the last one was a complete, drink spitting, surprise.
ReplyDeleteKim, the urge to run my hands over your legs is only tempered by the realization that your Mrs can shoot.
Kim is, the most interesting man in the world.
ReplyDelete"I don't always shoot 308, but when I do, I always shoot Federal Gold Medal Match."
Sir H the (Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the range) Comet
Hmm …
ReplyDeleteno tan lines for kneepads,
so we know who they aren't.
Oh, and damnit, Rodge, that's the last time I share any Vegas pics with you.
ReplyDeleteKim
Kim! Come home, we miss you!
ReplyDelete