scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Nope • Young Frankenstein: "taffeta." • Wizard of Oz: good witch falls on Dorothy's house. • Wizard of Oz: "I'm melltinnng." • Weather too warm to support bride on top of wedding cake. • Bachelor party's jumping out of the cake gone wrong. • Really bad pothole aftermath. • Groom takes a deep breath before going in to get bride's garter.
What I see is a very short marriage. She's already a gross fat pig, and you know the attitude that comes with a crown/tiara. Now add a scepter. Notice how he's totally pushed into one small corner of the wedding coach. Whipped from Day One. I give him 2 years to find his balls first, then the door.
Me, I was wondering just what was going on beneath that dress.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that's where my mind went. There's room under there for quite a party. "...And Toto, too!"
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Nope
ReplyDelete• Young Frankenstein: "taffeta."
• Wizard of Oz: good witch falls on Dorothy's house.
• Wizard of Oz: "I'm melltinnng."
• Weather too warm to support bride on top of wedding cake.
• Bachelor party's jumping out of the cake gone wrong.
• Really bad pothole aftermath.
• Groom takes a deep breath before going in to get bride's garter.
Eating his way through the frosting?
ReplyDeleteOne tremendous queef
ReplyDeleteWhat I see is a very short marriage. She's already a gross fat pig, and you know the attitude that comes with a crown/tiara. Now add a scepter. Notice how he's totally pushed into one small corner of the wedding coach. Whipped from Day One. I give him 2 years to find his balls first, then the door.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Rodge.
ReplyDeleteBut all I could think of was "Beam me up, Scottie."
Have to agree with Drew. That guy is already clawing for the door handle.
What you can't see is the five guys pushing her up from the other side.
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