Nanny
State: One regulation away from
total bliss
Mom… Dad… I’m a democrat
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scream-of-consciousness; "If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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I was hoping that near the end the father would have either pulled a shotgun and done the right thing or called in a political exorcist or something.
ReplyDeleteJust think, you’re standing in line at the liquor store with people that don’t care that all their ideas for societal reform are completely dependent on coercion.
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This is why I support abortions as late as the 60th trimester.
ReplyDeleteIf it were my son, I would rather he told me he was gay.
ReplyDeleteStupid can be fixed.
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ReplyDeleteBeg to differ - Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever."
Old Trainer's Proverb
Ok son. I understand. I've seen these douchebag tendencies coming for a long time. Anticipating that you would make this announcement, your mother and I have made a few changes. I've sold the car I bought you and am keeping the money. No more free meals. No more tuition payments. I've written you out of the will and am leaving our entire estate to the Reagan Library. I've changed the locks on the house -- get out now and never come back.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, you are adopted.