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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Statistics On Airport Screening



THIS JUST IN

January Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

Terrorists Discovered

0

Transvestites

133

Hernias

1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases

3,172

Enlarged Prostates

8,249

Breast Implants

59,350

Natural Blondes

3

It was also discovered that 535 congressional representatives had no balls.

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Tim W

2 comments:

  1. Way off topic, but just ran across this article
    http://www.rollcall.com/issues/57_158/NRA-Raises-Contempt-Vote-Stakes-215715-1.html?pos=hln
    and this quote from the Stupid Party clowns:
    The issue works on multiple levels, the second aide said. “The contempt of Holder is a dog whistle to the right-wing tea party community, saying that we are representing them. They’re upset we haven’t done more on spending, etc. But this is a way to say we’re going after this administration, holding them accountable.”
    And the 'leadership' wonders why we don't trust them. And despise them.

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