TECHNO CHILLS
You "Know Nothing!”
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While the significance of [Hoggs Boson] cannot be
overstated or clearly explained, there remain a number of currently
theoretical particles that are maybe not as important as HigBo, but are
still very fundamental to our understanding of how the universe works
and how research grants are distributed. [full
article]
The
very short significance of finding the God Particle
is that every single thing you thought you knew about the universe is
wrong. Man-caused climate-change
excepted ,
of course.
As an aside, and a quite appropriate one; the Gosh Particle
may explain how the wretched people we call Liberals were able to
portal their way into our existence, and offer the key to booting than
back to hell.
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...and after that comes the "Oh Wow" particle (named after Steve Jobs final words), the "Oh No" particle (named in honor of John Lennon's widow) and finally the "Oh Shit" particle, named for when we oust the progressives from positions of power and the endless spigot of funding for this stuff is turned off.
ReplyDeleteYou'd prefer, maybe, the Allah particle?
ReplyDeleteA Higgs Boson walks into a Catholic Church and sits on the altar.
ReplyDeleteThe outraged priest asks, "What do you think you're doing?"
The Higgs Boson replies, "You can't have Mass without me."
That Higgs Boson has always been at mass ... it took the LHC to finally notice.
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