scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012
New Donk Logo
Proposed New Democratic Party Symbol!
The
Democratic Party today announced that it is changing its symbol from
the Donkey to a Condom because it more accurately reflects the Party's
political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production,
destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you
a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!
That's the first true thing I've read on the internet today. Hell, maybe even all week. And it's funny.
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• Desensitizes you from life's pleasures
ReplyDelete• Leaves a mark in your wallet
• Also known as a scum bag
Cute, but as a metaphor the transparency is inappropriate. Is there an opaque variety?
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