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Thursday, July 05, 2012

Stop The Presses!

Culture

Product of the 24/7 News Cycle

Res Ipsa Loquitor

8 comments:

  1. You would think most folks would just pick it up and push the button and if it worked say "Thank you Lord" and move on. I guess that makes too much sense.

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  2. I can't help but notice the color of said "suspicious" flashlight. Racial profiling is most definitely involved.

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  3. I soldier in Nam found a Zippo lighter along the roadside. He picked it up,lit a cigarette and it blew half his face off. Charlis strikes again.

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  4. Phoenix have had three or more flashlights that are rigged to blow up when turned on. Ergo the reason for it bring a news story.

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  5. I'm not touching it, YOU pick it up. We have a wanna be Unibomber in West Phoenix using flashlights for bomb containers...
    RAK

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  6. Typo alert : could be a fleshlight ;-)

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  7. Sounds laughable, but there have been 3 other REAL bombs disguised as flashlights out there lately:
    http://news.yahoo.com/flashlight-bombs-puzzle-phoenix-authorities-184552434.html

    Some sick puppy out there is going to kill a kid whose first reaction is to flick the switch.

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