scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
Apparently it not only "rates as a top G.I. favorite", but "rates as a top G.I. favorite with guys who look like insane serial killers or satanically possessed demons in uniform".
I've been reluctant to reveal my invention, because in the wrong hands, I fear it could be used to sexually enslave women. So this is just between us, right?
Put a quart of milk± into a 3qt pot over medium heat. No hotter or it will scorch. Add ¼C sugar and ¼C cornstarch. Stir constantly until it boils for 2 minutes. It will become thick and foamy. Turn off the heat but stay on the burner. Whisk in 2tbsp butter, 3 tbsp cheap instant coffee, and a heaping cup of expensive chocolate chips. Chill the pudding thoroughly, but do not eat any or you will be sorry.
When ready to serve/exploit, put ½C pasteurized egg white and ¼tsp cream of tartar into a KitchenAid bowl and full power whisk until stiff. (The egg, not you.) Spoon in 1C of the pudding and some shredded coconut. Give this a 5 second whirl. Do not blend; variegation is your friend. Now time is against you. Dish immediately. Don't stop to clean up or turn off the kitchen lights, and don't plan on getting any sleep for 6 hours.
When will they learn? Nine out of ten men would choose that over sex.
ReplyDeleteYou've ruined me. I went for the rollover. ;p
ReplyDeleteBesides, as young bride I learned something decades ago: the way to a man's heart is NOT through his stomach. ahem
ReplyDeleteGood call Juice. Aunt Jemima died single.
ReplyDeleteTim
Apparently it not only "rates as a top G.I. favorite", but "rates as a top G.I. favorite with guys who look like insane serial killers or satanically possessed demons in uniform".
ReplyDeleteI'm sticking with apple...
He looks like Arnold.
ReplyDeleteA good wife will bring you a slice of banana cream pie after sex. It's an unwritten rule, although too many women refuse to accept the rule.
ReplyDeleteBut what did Max Sennett say?
ReplyDelete(Trying to stay away from the double entendre.)
"But what did Max Sennett say?"
ReplyDelete*Arbuckle, I believe you, really, but ....*
Well Tim, you know I married a submariner.
ReplyDeleteMy wife's not a good cook but she can make a banana cream - Soupy Sales
ReplyDeleteMy mother used to bake a chocolate chip cake that I was rather partial to.
ReplyDeleteTHE ONLY DESSERT RECIPE YOU WILL EVER NEED
ReplyDeleteI've been reluctant to reveal my invention, because in the wrong hands, I fear it could be used to sexually enslave women. So this is just between us, right?
Put a quart of milk± into a 3qt pot over medium heat. No hotter or it will scorch. Add ¼C sugar and ¼C cornstarch. Stir constantly until it boils for 2 minutes. It will become thick and foamy. Turn off the heat but stay on the burner. Whisk in 2tbsp butter, 3 tbsp cheap instant coffee, and a heaping cup of expensive chocolate chips. Chill the pudding thoroughly, but do not eat any or you will be sorry.
When ready to serve/exploit, put ½C pasteurized egg white and ¼tsp cream of tartar into a KitchenAid bowl and full power whisk until stiff. (The egg, not you.) Spoon in 1C of the pudding and some shredded coconut. Give this a 5 second whirl. Do not blend; variegation is your friend. Now time is against you. Dish immediately. Don't stop to clean up or turn off the kitchen lights, and don't plan on getting any sleep for 6 hours.
You're welcome.
Sling Banana... uhh huhnnn
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