GREEN CRAP
Today's E-Mail
(Actual E-Mail) ←
“
Dear Mr. Polluter,
You people need to learn a thing or two about Global Warming. Everyday
living is destructive to the Environment. One of the most important
ways people can help save the environment is to STOP HAVING BABIES.
Another very important thing you can do is to euthanize your pet. Our
company sells Carbon Credits which are the only hope of saving the
planet.
For the sake of the planet, we need to act before it’s too late.
Please visit our company's website for more information. http://greentremayne.com/Carbon_Free_Living.html
Daphne Tremayne
Vice President, Public Relations
GreenTremayne.com
”
Suggested
actions to save the planet include
- Stop
Having Children
- If
You Must Have Children, Buy Baby Credits
- Slow
Down Your Breathing
- Reduce
Your Use of Paper Products
- Euthanize
Your Old Pet
- Only
Purchase Books in a Downloadable Format
- Purchase
Carbon Credits From GreenTremayne
Bullet points
one would expect from any Al Gore scam letter, but here's what we know.
- Any serious aficionado of the sensual romantic
novel will recognize the name Daphne
Tremayne, which is why Helly came to mind.
- While Daphne
bears a striking resemblance to Helly ( long standing C&S lesbian
commenter), she also looks like Recruiter
Talk's Annie Kelly.
- Aside: (
- GreenTremayne's
Daphne shares an East Hampton phone number (631 871-9960) with Felicia
Cantillo, aka "The Gem Gypsy"
- Vincent Tremayne,
president of GreenTremayne, has also performed
as Senior
Vice President- Circuit City
- Terrance Trimalchio,
Executive Consultant, Special Projects, has also been associated
with deCONSTANTIN & Associates (Australia)
Again, while this could be a real attempt by Al Gore to sell his carbon
credit scam, I'm thinking the work of Helly, or Doug M. It's
brilliant, and I am so jealous.LMFAO, whoever you are.
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Getty Images, ahahahahaha!
ReplyDeletethoR~
From their website, I just wanted to see how much this crap was gonna cost:
ReplyDeleteCarbon Credits (Out of Stock. On Backorder)
(SKU #869213)
Single unit residential Carbon Credit. Contact Customer Service for special bulk orders and pricing.
Price per Unit: On Backorder
Baby Credits (On Backorder)
(SKU #212928)
Due to conditions in Liberia, Baby Credits are temporarily on backorder. Check back soon for availability and pricing.
Price per Unit: Market Price
Tetzman
If the Greenies would just euthanize THEMSELVES it'd be a good first step...
ReplyDeleteRodge, if I had done anything that brilliant, I'd retire and declare, "My work, here, is done."
ReplyDeleteAnnie's a doll, not surprising in a NC lady only an hour drive away from my sty.
I will, however, leave you with this.
thnks Doug - she actually warmed my cockles - no pun intended. BTW, you are being too modest - You are one of about 5 people I am aware of who could pull that off (one is Claire ).
ReplyDeleteIsn't it kinda like buying a new car and NOT driving it so you get more at trade in time 'cause it's low mileage?
ReplyDeleteTim
Zero children - check
ReplyDeleteBreathing rate way down from SCUBA training - check
Printer out, bidet in - check
All pets dead - check
Stopped reading books/newspapers/magazines - check
I'm not kidding. WHERE'S MY F'ING CARBON CREDIT MONEY!?!?!?
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ReplyDeleteIt's a spoof site, put up by the author of a book called: Biodiesel. If the book is as funny as the site, it would seem well worth it.
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