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Thursday, August 02, 2012

A New Gay Fatwa




  



Res Ipsa Loquitor

Islam strictly prohibits homosexual behavior, with penalties in some Middle Eastern countries ranging from imprisonment to death. But according to one Muslim cleric who cited a sheik’s fatwa, jihadis who want to smuggle explosives in their rectums can — and should — accept being “sodomized” to make room for the mini-bombs. [Full fatwa-All Akbar!]


6 comments:

  1. I'm guessing they have a shortage of medical instruments, so they use the next best thing: a penis.

    Woe be it for the Jihad carpenter that loses his hammer.

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  2. I wonder if Mrs Weiner got the same pass when she married a Joo?

    Geo

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  3. Chuck Martel8/2/12, 12:21 PM

    I think that Mohamed and Islam may be "down wit'" the homosexual lifestyle -- at least when you die and go to paradise.

    To wit:

    Koran 52:24
    Round about them will serve, to them, boys (handsome) as pearls well-guarded.

    Koran 56:17
    Round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness.

    Koran 76:19
    And round about them will serve boys of perpetual freshness: if thou seest them, thou wouldst think them scattered pearls.

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  4. Their new motto: "I will take it up the ass for Allah!"

    And when they get to Paradise, their 72 virgins will be wearing strap ons.

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  5. It's a shitty job.

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  6. For all Muslims, sodomizing a minor is considered normal behavior,
    even "doing" a baby is normal...but GETTING sodomized past the age of
    sixteen get you hung by construction cranes...Muslims are
    toxic waste wafted from outer space...

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