scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
French, eh? I'm havin' trouble grasping the issue, here, Boss. Touristing while French is widely known to be a misdemeanor in most of the civilized world. Touristing while German is a military issue and is more severely punished. Touristing while British near a soccer match is usually treated as a felony. Touristing while Irish is ignored, since the liquor industry owns most gov'ts. Touristing while Italian is not acknowledged publicly in polite societies. Touristing while Spanish is ignored, since nobody wants angry Spaniards on their hands. Touristing while American is, of course, not a crime, since it's the engine of many local economies … and we buy round-trip tickets.
French, eh?
ReplyDeleteI'm havin' trouble grasping the issue, here, Boss.
Touristing while French is widely known to be a misdemeanor in most of the civilized world.
Touristing while German is a military issue and is more severely punished.
Touristing while British near a soccer match is usually treated as a felony.
Touristing while Irish is ignored, since the liquor industry owns most gov'ts.
Touristing while Italian is not acknowledged publicly in polite societies.
Touristing while Spanish is ignored, since nobody wants angry Spaniards on their hands.
Touristing while American is, of course, not a crime, since it's the engine of many local economies
… and we buy round-trip tickets.
How 'bout we send them ours? We'll never miss them.
ReplyDeleteGeo
French and tourists. That's two strikes right there!
ReplyDeleteTim
Recidivist? - Should have kept him in jail.
ReplyDeleteDrunk, half-naked lab worker arrested after allegedly partying with
monkeys
French? They're lucky it was only a kiss!!!!
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