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Monday, August 13, 2012

Powerball v. Tort Lottery

             
                                                                     Catharsis
The chances of winning a lottery jackpot during your lifetime are almost zero. This simulator lets you put this to the test without spending a single penny.

A device no doubt created by the law firm Dewey, Needem and Cheatem to drive home the point that a lawsuit is a better roll of the dice. Hasn't someone invaded your personal space lately?


11 comments:

  1. I would be so angry if I tried that simulator and hit, having wasted a perfectly good probability flaw.

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  2. yeah, well I'm still gonna throw 20 down that rabbit hole.....cause ya just never know.
    jr

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  3. I thought the old saw was, "Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe."

    jdallen

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  4. Do not allow facts to ruin the beauty of the thing.

    Casca

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  5. Dewey, Cheatham and Howe is from the Tappet Brothers PBS show - Click and Clack. I loved the show until PBS went off the deep end about 8 years ago.

    Bolivar

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  6. Dewey, Cheatham and Howe is from the Tappet Brothers PBS show - Click and Clack. I loved the show until PBS went off the deep end about 8 years ago.

    Bolivar

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  7. After hearing some progressive, snarky remarks on that show, I realized I was hoping they'd get their dick caught in a fan belt.

    That's when I quit listening.

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  8. No Bolivar; Dewey, Cheatham and Howe is from The Three Stooges.
    GrinfilledCelt

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  9. For a buck you get an afternoon of pleasant dreams. I buy my mom one a couple times a month. Cheaper and better than flowers, and less to throw away.

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  10. Dewey, Cheatham & Howe was a restaurant on North Division in Spokane, Washington. Great food! Sorry, don't know if it's still there.

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  11. Dewey's Burgers & Brew
    3022 N Division St, Spokane, WA 99207 » Map (509) 325-7443

    changed the name to protect ... Ummh... the lawyers?

    tomw

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