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Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Your Kid Needs Cholesterol Lady

Police State Culture

Are Liberal Food Police Killing Your Chilluns?
Res Ipsa Loquitor

WASHINGTON—Cholesterol levels in U.S. children and adolescents dropped in the past two decades, according to federal health researchers, but a large proportion of young people still have abnormal levels that could place them at risk of prematurely developing heart disease.

The study showed that 8.1% of children and adolescents ages 6 to 19 had elevated total cholesterol levels between 2007 and 2010, a decline from 11.3% who had high cholesterol between 1988 and 1994. The findings, led by researchers at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, were published Tuesday in the Journal of the American Medical Association.

Cholesterol refers to types (Cholesterol Levels Fall Among Young )

Note: In my example the boy's French fries were cooked in hummingbird tongue oil, a very good source of HDL cholesterol.  


6 comments:

  1. Yeah, but it's real time consuming, trapping and then ripping the tongues out of the humming birds before releasing them.

    Why last month it took me positively hours to get those 10,538 tongues needed to do my healthy home fries

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  2. Eating cholesterol does not increase your cholesterol. Eating chicken breasts does not give you bigger tits. Eating Rocky Mountain oysters doesn't make you ballsy.

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  3. Mark,
    you may be wrong on that last one...

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  4. I understand Mark is right. Too many carbohydrates cause high LDL levels. Not enough exercise causes low HDL levels and bad cholesterol ratios. Or so I gather from my cardiologist.
    Bad Cop - No donut.

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  5. Oh yeah, zinc.
    Still--- no donuts

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  6. K-nine - I believe Mark is right. In my opinion, if you're not ballsy to start with, you probably haven't got the gear to eat Rocky Mountain Oysters.
    PvtCdr(SS) MichigammeDave

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