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Monday, September 10, 2012

Mom and Dad Will Leave Me Enough to Retire


                      —   you berks.   



Parts of this story may not be found in the original, but added by Mr. "Mystereo"


   cuzzin ricky, with the comment" Boy, are they in for a surprise."

 

7 comments:

  1. You can just keep cashing the Social Security checks forever, so long as you don't report their deaths, right? (That's the silver lining behind not being able to afford to put 'em in a Nursing Home.)

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  2. They have been so pampered and sheltered from reality that they don't even know mom and dad are on the verge of bankruptcy from living above their means and supporting their idiot kid's demented life style.

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  3. Not to mention supporting their idiot kid's voting style.

    Sir H the Comet

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  4. A few months ago, I told my 38 y.o. snotty liberal son that he better sock some funds in an IRA. I mentioned that all my estate is going to the Lung Society.Cough, cough.

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  5. Don't count on a punitive will being observed. Judges love to undo those.

    Either give it away before you die, of put your inheritance into things that have a beneficiary listed on death.

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  6. Steve in Greensboro9/11/12, 7:18 AM

    Liberal children are why God gave us the reverse mortgage.

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  7. Listening to those reverse mortgage ads I always thought that the kids would lose out to the mortgage holder. Now, from Steve's comment, I see that it's a feature, not a bug.

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