scream-of-consciousness;
"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
It gets worse. These jackasses didn't even clear enough to pay for the bodywork on their BMW (repeat: B…M…W…). They smashed into an Apple Store with a Bee Emmmmmm Doubleyuuuuu. (What? Yeah, prob'ly not theirs.)
Did you post that for me? Come on, I don't really say that stuff. Cables are so last century. Although it is true that I hate fragmentation and looooove Apple.
But unless you had Verizon on speed dial at midnight, you're not going to get an iPhone 5 in the near future. Sold out instantly at 2X, 3X, 4X the price of those hideous Android phones. Creeps me out just to write "Android."
Doncha love free markets! And by "free" I mean insanely inexpensive because the stuff is made by ChiCom slaves instead of overfed Democrat union goons. Seriously, will you ever give props to Apple for back-stabing Dems while sucking their faces.
Anyway, Christmas is coming and we tend to overdo it since that is also our wedding anniversary. We'll drive up to Tampa and visit the Apple Store on the 2nd floor of the mall. Few things amuse me so much as a retail environment festooned with wintery decorations and artificial snow in Florida. When one of those bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, underpaid, non-unionized Apple shopping helpers approaches, my beloved wife will say, "She'll have one of each. In white."
Hand them an iPhone 4 and tell them it's a new iPhone 5... they swoon.
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Computers and phones are tools. Pick the one that does the job you need done. Don't be a tool.
It gets worse.
ReplyDeleteThese jackasses didn't even clear enough to pay for the bodywork on their BMW (repeat: B…M…W…). They smashed into an Apple Store with a Bee Emmmmmm Doubleyuuuuu.
(What? Yeah, prob'ly not theirs.)
Did you post that for me? Come on, I don't really say that stuff. Cables are so last century. Although it is true that I hate fragmentation and looooove Apple.
ReplyDeleteBut unless you had Verizon on speed dial at midnight, you're not going to get an iPhone 5 in the near future. Sold out instantly at 2X, 3X, 4X the price of those hideous Android phones. Creeps me out just to write "Android."
Doncha love free markets! And by "free" I mean insanely inexpensive because the stuff is made by ChiCom slaves instead of overfed Democrat union goons. Seriously, will you ever give props to Apple for back-stabing Dems while sucking their faces.
Anyway, Christmas is coming and we tend to overdo it since that is also our wedding anniversary. We'll drive up to Tampa and visit the Apple Store on the 2nd floor of the mall. Few things amuse me so much as a retail environment festooned with wintery decorations and artificial snow in Florida. When one of those bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, underpaid, non-unionized Apple shopping helpers approaches, my beloved wife will say, "She'll have one of each. In white."
No Helly,
ReplyDeleteI came across it and sent him the link. I thought it was funny as I've run across a few people spouting some of those lines, including myself.
Thanks PD. But let me get this straight: We can send lXeXsXbXiXaXn pXoXrXn cultural items of interest to Teh King, and he posts them?!?
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